once I found a dildo in my morn’s sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I’m used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base, turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom molded dildos of real life dicks and I’ve been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads. TLDR I shoved my dad’s dick up my ass highsoccs: thesmonroeshow: >Tfw you know what your dad’s dick feels like inside of you
make me, daddy 